Let's take a look at things I've accomplished this year:
THE GOOD
-Survived grad school
-Partied it up with excellent friends
-Went to Iceland and didn't die
-Learned how to cook and bake
THE UGLY (because there just ain't no middleground between good and ugly in my life)
-Broke my collar bone
-Destroyed my laptop after spilling juice on it
-Fell into my friend's dishwasher
-Cut myself by falling onto a bottle of Jack (...yes)
-Failed my driver's (written) test twice
-accidentally made off with a pair of bowling shoes
Clearly, I am a champion.
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